My cousin Sharon has a beautiful three-and-a-half year old son who I have lovingly nicknamed Jonah. Now, precious as he is, the lil’ whippersnapper runs around in circles all day long leaving Sharon chasing behind him. On the one hand, it certainly helped Sharon lose the pregnancy weight fast (think Charleze Theron and the Oscars) but it left her without a moment to herself.
This particular situation bothered me tremendously because each summer, at my family’s weekly Sunday barbeques, I struggled to find the time to gossip with my dear cousin and ask for some long over-due guy advice. While the rest of the family lounged poolside, mojito’s in hand, Sharon would spend each Sunday chasing Jonah around the house, desperately hoping he wouldn’t knock over my parents’ precious antiques.
Thank God her husband had the brains to buy her a portable DVD player! Just slip in a DVD of Thomas the Tank Engine and Jonah sits quietly for hours*! No kicking, screaming, crying, running, and breaking anything! Just looking into the screen and perhaps, dreaming of one day becoming a mechanical engineer?
So are you a young mother desperate to find a way to quite your infant at the Fourth of July barbeque this year? PORTABLE DVD PLAYER! I guarantee that your darling will be sitting quietly on your lap so you can hear all the new gossip!
Now on Sale at J&R: The Coby portable DVD player- 7” widescreen color display, AC/Car adapter, Anti-skip circuitry, Li-Ion battery, Plays DVDs, DVD-R/RW, CD, CD-R/RW, MP3, and Jpeg. All the great value for $109.99!
*For younger ones, Baby Mozart will do the trick!
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