Clean Out Your Ears and Nostrils for Personal Success

News flash, dudes: women don’t like it when you have veritable forests of hair sprouting out of your ears and nostrils. It’s gross. I’m surprised you made it this far without realizing that. So yeah, while you might be a little lazy when it comes to the personal grooming department, it doesn’t take all too long to keep yourself looking at least halfway presentable.

Just grab one of these Panasonic ER112 Nose/Ear Trimmers and go to town on yourself once a week or so. By rooting around in your less-desirable cavities, it’ll painlessly remove any unsightly hairs, making you look much cleaner than you really are. Then, when you’re out on the town putting your famous moves on some poor girl, she’ll have one less reason to be completely disgusted by you. Unfortunately, it won’t make you any more smooth with your pickup lines. It’s not magical. You’re on your own on that one.

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