Go Off-Roading From the Comfort of Your Living Room

Living in New York City makes hopping on a four-wheeler or going off roading a little difficult. There aren’t too many woody paths full of mud in Manhattan, after all, and you’d probably get in trouble for ripping through Central Park on an ATV anyhow. So what’s a guy with mudlust to do? Live out those outdoor fantasies indoors with the help of the Playstaion 3, of course.

All you’ll need is a copy of MX vs ATV Untamed and the kind of outlook that sees not having to shower or bring your clothes to the Laundromat afterwards as a good thing. It’s a slick looking game that will let you rip around on a dirt bike, ATV, or off road vehicle in any number of locales, racing against competitors for profit and glory. You’ll be able to do crazy jumps, power slide through huge puddles of mud, and avoid any number of naturally-occurring obstacles such as boulders and logs. It’s just like the real thing, you’ll just stay a lot cleaner. Couldn’t that be seen as yet another benefit of living here in NYC?