Label What’s Yours to Fend Off Mooch Roommates

It’s always good to let people know what’s yours, especially if you’re unfortunate enough to be sharing an apartment with a Craigslist-appointed roommate or three. It’s common knowledge that most people met via Craigslist are shifty people with only one thing in mind: getting a hold of your Sex and the City DVDs. Don’t let that happen.

This Brother PT-55BM Handheld P-Touch Labeler is the easiest way to send a clear “hands off, bucko” message to your roommate the “artist” who hasn’t had a job for the past six months despite the fact that he’s “always looking.” A simple “touch this and get your bong broken” label goes a long way. The greatest thing about being so blatantly passive aggressive is that it really frees you up from pesky things like confrontation, allowing you to keep going to work happily, knowing that back at the apartment your stuff is safe in a bubble of awkward roommate relations.

This entry was posted by Adam on Monday, March 5th, 2007 at 5:45 pm