Monster Juicer Will Make You Run Like a Well-Oiled Machine

Juice, if you’d believe it, is like fuel for the human body. OK, OK, all food is fuel for the human body, but freshly prepared juice is like rocket fuel, rocket fuel injected into the rickety old lawnmower that is your body. Right? Alright, this metaphor is getting a little screwy, but just trust me: fresh juice is good for you. Like fuel.

The best way to get fresh juice into you? The Breville BJE200XL Juice Fountain Compact Chrome Extractor. Yeah, it’s not just a juicer, it’s a Juice Fountain Compact Chrome Extractor. That just sounds serious, doesn’t it? And it is serious, with stats that sound like they belong to a car and not a kitchen appliance: 750-Watt Motor, 14,000 RPM, and an internal pulp collector. Well, not the last one, but still, pretty impressive, don’t you think? So quit wasting time with low-octane juice from the grocery store and start making your own rocket fuel at home.

This entry was posted by Adam on Tuesday, May 29th, 2007 at 4:14 pm