Norelco Keeps Your Face and Bathroom Clean

Sure, having a bit of an unkempt look is cool and everything, but it’s got to be a controlled version of unkempt. Nobody will think it’s cool if you look like the Unabomber. You’ll want to have some way of keeping that cool 5 o’clock shadow from turning into a 3 AM mess.

This Norelco T970 AccuVac Beard and Moustache Trimmer will keep your facial growth under control and keep you from turning into Grizzly Adams. As a bonus feature, it’ll also help keep your bathroom sink clean, as it has a vacuum built into it. It sucks the errant hairs right off your face as it trims them, allowing you to trim your beard without leaving a trail of gross hairs all over the place. Keeping both your face and your bathroom clean? Sure, it might sound like a big, shocking life change, but trust me: it’s for the best.

This entry was posted by Adam on Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 at 9:00 am