Put That Speeding Ticket Money Towards a Radar Detector

If you have problems with speeding tickets, specifically problems getting them all of the time, then you have two options. One, you could slow down, obey traffic laws, and be a safer driver. Two, you could drop a chunk of change on a radar detector to give you advanced warning as to where the 5-0 is hiding. Option one is obviously really boring, so let’s just jump right to number two.

The Beltronics Vector 995 Detector is the best way to put off the inevitable accident/arrest for as long as possible. It’s got three levels of city filters, allowing you to speed around Manhattan without getting alerted every time you pass a bodega with a microwave. It also has the bonus sneaky feature of shadow technology to keep your radar detector hidden from radar detector… detectors. Not to mention 10 times the sensitivity of any imported models, giving you the best chance possible to slam on the brakes right before officer friendly nabs you.

This entry was posted by Adam on Sunday, December 31st, 2006 at 9:06 am