Stroller Stereo Aids Your Parental Manipulations

You want the best for your baby, don’t you? That’s why you moved to Park Slope, why you shop at the co-op for organic, gluten-free baby food, and why you’ve been taking him to pre-preschool since he was 3 months old in order to stack his application to the best private preschools. Well, you know that music is food for the brain, right? Or maybe it’s food for the soul. In any case, it’s good for you kid.

The Active Tunes Stroll-A-Tune iPod or MP3 Stereo Speaker System for Baby Strollers lets your squirmy spawn enjoy music wherever you go. Be it Mozart to make him smarter or The Smiths to make him hipper or Marilyn Manson to give yourself a bit of a challenge in a few years, you can play it while you walk and make your double-wide stroller even more annoying to the people around you. This is your child, after all. You’ve got to do everything you can to warp their minds before they’re too old for it to take.

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