Turn Your Bike into a Party Machine

Do you want to be the coolest dude on the 8th Avenue bike lane this summer? Well then you’ve got to have the coolest biking accessory around. What’s this years hottest accessory, you ask? Why, it’s the Active International i-Ride Bicycle Stereo Speaker System. Attaching to your handlebars, it’s a little stereo that’ll blast music forth while you ride, turning you into a two-wheeled party machine. It’ll hook up to any music-playing device with a headphone jack, from an iPod to your cellphone to a satellite radio receiver to your old Sony Walkman from the 80s. The choice is yours.

And hey, you even have an excuse to become a moving noise violation: safety. Yes, it’s safer to blast Madonna’s Greatest Hits while you ride through midtown, as you won’t be wearing earbuds and will be able to hear what’s going on around you. You want to be safe, don’t you? That’s what I thought.

This entry was posted by Adam on Wednesday, May 9th, 2007 at 10:04 am